one of my favorite ways to be hurtful on purpose is to pretend I’ve forgotten what kind of car a Tesla Guy drives each time he brings it up
the other day I referred to a Tesla Guy’s car as “the little white sedan” and I thought he was going to hit me with a folding chair
The other day at a tech bro party I called one “that new Prius” to the guy who owns it and an entire room of men fell silent. Three of his friends turned to reassure him I was joking.
